Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Monday, September 24, 2012

Charts: Annoying

It's easier to list the things Jon Gruden says that aren't annoying.


Jon vs Al: Game Clinching Play

Al Michaels
Legendary Broadcaster
And... Peterson picks up the first down, and the Vikings are going to hang on to win the game!

Jon Gruden
Douche
And Adrian Peterson runs for the the first down. The Minnesota Vikings of the North Division of the National Football Conference in the National Football League are going to win this football game, Jaws! What a performance. This may be the grittiest performance ever played in football history.

Memes: You're Fired

Apparently that Super Bowl win wasn't a key to the city after all.



Jon vs Al: Fair Catch

Al Michaels
Legendary Broadcaster
And Hester makes the fair catch at the 22.

Jon Gruden
Douche
And the Detroit Lions wisely force Devin Hester to make a fair catch of the football. Devin Hester is the kind of guy who can change a game, Jaws. Have you ever seen a guy like this guy Hester? Man, he's exciting to watch, Mike! There's not a more exciting guy in all of sports than Devin Hester.

Memes: Most Interesting

Stay not like Jon Gruden, my friends.


Memes: Inconceivable

Labeling 16 different quarterbacks as "the best" is inconceivable.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Friday, September 21, 2012

Memes: New York Football Giants

Nobody has the heart to tell Jon Gruden that the New York Baseball Giants don't exist anymore?

Memes: Where's the H?

Jon vs Al: Blitz Types

Al Michaels
Legendary Broadcaster
It looks like the Steelers are going to come with a blitz here...

Jon Gruden
Douche
Look at all the activity before the snap, Mike! They're bringing a sabretoothed wombat 60 blitz here, with royal flush icing, and z-cobra nutsack special. The Indianapolis Colts offensive line looks terribly confused!

Charts: Phrase Breakdown

Let's take a minute to break down this guy Jon Gruden's broadcasting crutches.

Charts: The Word "Football"

I am convinced that Jon Gruden is officially sponsored by the word football.


Jon vs Al: The Simple Throw-away

Al Michaels
Legendary Broadcaster
It's a play-action pass... Brady rolls out to the right... and just throws it away. Great coverage downfield, and a nice pass rush on that play.

Jon Gruden
Douche
And look at Tom Brady avoid this sack and try to make something positive happen downfield. This Tom Brady guy... he may be the best sack avoider in the National Football League. His receivers aren't helping him at all, but he still finds a way to give the New England Patriots a chance. This guy is a heck of a football player. It's really something just to watch this guy play football.